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		<title>Is the internet slowing down or is my brain speeding up?</title>
		<link>http://tombinns.com/2011/08/25/is-the-internet-slowing-down-or-is-my-brain-speeding-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 00:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess with HD Video being streamed though youtube. The old internet isn&#8217;t coping &#160; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>I guess with HD Video being streamed though youtube. The old internet isn&#8217;t coping</p>
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		<title>Starfucks The Dangerous Coffee Cup</title>
		<link>http://tombinns.com/2011/08/17/72/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 06:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in the same Starbucks today and guess what&#8230;. they said I was allowed to have a drink without the lid on. I feel soo grown up!]]></description>
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<p>Back in the same Starbucks today and guess what&#8230;. they said I was allowed to have a drink without the lid on. I feel soo grown up!</p>
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		<title>5 STAR Review in Metro</title>
		<link>http://tombinns.com/2011/08/17/5-star-review-in-metro/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 05:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No link to it I&#8217;m afraid but commuters got to see a smashing 5 Star Review of the Edinburgh Fringe Show. I&#8217;m not saying I&#8217;m one of those glass half empty people but&#8230;it read like a 6.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>No link to it I&#8217;m afraid but commuters got to see a smashing 5 Star Review of the Edinburgh Fringe Show. I&#8217;m not saying I&#8217;m one of those glass half empty people but&#8230;it read like a 6.</p>
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		<title>Starfucks</title>
		<link>http://tombinns.com/2011/08/16/starbucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 10:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just been in Starbucks Nicholson Street Edinburgh. I like a Flat White without a lid because the lid traps all the milk they charge you extra for. So I ask for the lid on the side and then drink the top couple of inches and then put the lid on. &#8220;We can&#8217;t give it you without a lid&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Just been in Starbucks Nicholson Street Edinburgh. I like a Flat White without a lid because the lid traps all the milk they charge you extra for. So I ask for the lid on the side and then drink the top couple of inches and then put the lid on.<br />
&#8220;We can&#8217;t give it you without a lid&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Why not&#8221;<br />
&#8220;it&#8217;s the rules in case you spill it on your hand&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Does that count for adults as well as children&#8221;<br />
&#8220;yes&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m 42 in March&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Why can I get this without a lid at every other Starbucks but not this one?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;They&#8217;re breaking the rules&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Well they&#8217;re using common sense and their initiative &#8211; can&#8217;t you?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;No sorry. The paper cups don&#8217;t have handles so they need lids&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Look though I&#8217;ve got thumbs I can hold a paper cup with my thumbs. I don&#8217;t need handles&#8221;<br />
[I show her my thumbs]<br />
&#8220;Sorry it&#8217;s the rules&#8221;<br />
[She hands me the cup with lid on. I take lid off cup and hand it her back and walk off]<br />
&#8220;Do you have a toilet&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Yes just through there&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Do you want to come with me in case I get my dick caught in my zip&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Edinburgh Reviews</title>
		<link>http://tombinns.com/2011/08/15/reviews/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Great reviews out for the Fringe show. One from Colin McCloud who&#8217;s also happens to be one of Britain&#8217;s Leading Mentalists (mind magicians) Here he is on Penn and Tellers show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t2UJ1LPRmo Here&#8217;s the review http://bit.ly/nVvLgN Here&#8217;s another from the Observer. http://bit.ly/nm6Kfl I also got this review from Julian Hall. He says the show has [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Great reviews out for the Fringe show. One from Colin McCloud who&#8217;s also happens to be one of Britain&#8217;s Leading Mentalists (mind magicians) Here he is on Penn and Tellers show.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t2UJ1LPRmo">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t2UJ1LPRmo</a></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the review</p>
<p><a href="http://bit.ly/nVvLgN">http://bit.ly/nVvLgN</a></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another from the Observer.</p>
<p><a href="http://bit.ly/nm6Kfl">http://bit.ly/nm6Kfl</a></p>
<p>I also got this review from Julian Hall. He says the show has a &#8220;tidal wave of jokes&#8221; but asks where the backstory is.</p>
<p><a href="http://bit.ly/pdrkHn">http://bit.ly/pdrkHn</a></p>
<p>The point of the show is to accurately and comedically recreate the experience of seeing a real Spirit Medium. It&#8217;s not a drama or a screenplay.</p>
<p>The show needs a backstory like a fridge needs a hat.</p>
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		<title>Tom Binns Comedian News</title>
		<link>http://tombinns.com/2011/07/28/news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 22:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi I&#8217;m currently in Edinburgh at the Festival. The show is critics choice in The Guardian, The Times and The Observer. You can buy tickets here http://bit.ly/qJB9PQ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Hi I&#8217;m currently in Edinburgh at the Festival. The show is critics choice in The Guardian, The Times and The Observer.</p>
<p>You can buy tickets here <a href="http://bit.ly/qJB9PQ">http://bit.ly/qJB9PQ</a></p>
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